Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Creepy Guy at the Bar

Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has now asserted that prenatal testing leads to abortions and should be outlawed. I'm speechless at this nugget of info. Where does he get his information from?! OK I'm guessing from pro-lifers but the blatant agenda pushing is staggering. Know that "gay agenda" the right is always scared of? I have a fear of the right wing agenda. They're forcing their way into my uterus, my bedroom and all other aspects of my life. I continue to say 'no' in a loud, clear voice and yet they continue to try to coerce me. Like some creepy guy in a bar who won't take a hint.

You know that guy who is way more than persistent, watching as you move through the crowd of a bar or club trying desperately to get your attention? Yeah, that’s what Santorum is. The creepy guy who is convinced if he just has a few more minutes of your time, he can persuade you of his awesomeness.

This is not to be confused with his angry, bitter, loner friend who has come with him. Creepy guy asked him there to be a wingman in hopes of getting his buddy out of his foul mood. But this guy is a woman hater who spews vicious, hateful things in any woman’s direction; calling her a whore for her scantily clad choice of apparel, rolling his eyes at her attempts to walk in 3 inch heels and mocking her every word.

Yes, Rick Santorum’s at the bar trolling for women to explain why he’s their gift from God and his pal Rush Limbaugh is there to kibosh any activities.

Today’s lie: these two will fade into obscurity.

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